i want to study at an American university
i will spell colour as color and use degrees fahrenheit. i would watch Family Guy on CNN while drinking a Mountain Dew in my apartment. i’ll have Taco Bell every night that’s worth 5 bucks. i am also more likely to meet Obama, the Jonas Brothers and anglophiles.
i wish i was american :(
wtf is wrong with you. You won’t learn english or use the metric system and you will probably end up in a torture camp or getting bashed to death by their popo. Mountain dew is fucking disgusting, and eating muricas fast food every night is a short cut to diabetes. You won’t meet Obama or the dipshit brothers, but you will ignore the fact you just de-stabilised the middle east, and that your cocaine use has fuelled a civil war in south america that now has children risking their lives to get across a border to the only place away from the cartel wars.
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